Literary edition copy:
I fold a piece of paper and give you a piece of my soul.
The man named Obsession tells stories about obsession carried by origami.
Normal copy (please automatically bring in the tune of "There Was a Girl"):
There was a man named Xiao Zhi, and he had two female companions.
There was a man who was a bit mysterious and had many disciples.
HA, two men, one is looking for the other.
HA, can you find it?
Funny copywriting:
Hello, my name is Xiao Zhi, not Xiaozhi, and I am not a joke.
Hello, my name is Qin Moyu, not Celery Cuttlefish, not Dark Cuisine.
Hello, my name is Qin Zhiyin. I am not asking for masturbation. I am not obscene at all.
The goal is to find a person, a man.
What did you say that man's name was? Sorry we don't know.
What do you think that man looks like? Sorry we still don't know.
How do we find it? Ah, how do we know? Only the author knows. Hahaha. But be careful to be swallowed up by the author's enigmatic imagination.
Minefield:
1. This article is solid! Certainly! Of! None! C! P!
2. The author has been focusing on the subject for a hundred years. Please forgive me for having too much imagination.
3. The author has a hard diamond heart, but forget about the torch. After all, carbon cannot be burned╮(￣▽￣")╭