Wedge
The jianjia is collected, and the white dew has not stopped. The so-called beauty is in the river of water
——The Book of Songs·Jianjia
Someone said this to me thousands of years ago. Unfortunately, I was not very knowledgeable and did not know about it at first, so I stupidly asked him why he had tampered with the poems. It wasn't until there was a grand feast at the Dragon Palace and the dragon babies pestered me to tell stories that I suddenly realized that my experience was not ordinary.
——"Bai Yu Lu"
The following is first person and then third person (it is very possible that you will not be able to come back if you are hooked by the first person, please be patient.)
Speaking of which, I have a close relationship with the Monkey King. Back then he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, smashed the peach banquet and stole the elixir of the Supreme Lord. I threw some into Yaochi without thinking. Perhaps the first thing he said to me in his life was, if you can't eat it, feed it to the fish. The rest of the koi were already hiding in the water holes for fear of being harmed by Naotiangong, but I was just watching the fun there and took advantage of it. Many years later someone asked me how I became an immortal, and I told the truth. The man was startled for a moment and then burst into laughter. Bai Yu had been weak since he was a child, but stupid people are blessed with stupid things. Although it was just a joke, I don't know how many times I cried because of it.
When I first found my destiny as a fairy, I entered the disciples of Master Wuji. At this time, I learned that the Great Sage Monkey King was named Sun Wukong and had gone to study Buddhist scriptures with Tang Monk, and I also knew a little bit about his story.
I am a white fish in Yaochi. When the master gave me a name, he wrote two names on the paper, one was Baiyu and the other was Baiyu, and he let me choose on my own. I chose white jade for a very simple reason. Firstly, white jade is transparent and flawless. Secondly, it has few strokes and is easy to write. The master hit me five times on the head and told me I was stupid.
I imitated Sun Wukong's behavior and went to the master's palace at five o'clock. Sitting in front of his bed with a serious look on his face. When the master opened his eyes, he was surprised at first, and then he laughed and said to me, what a master can teach you is that the human heart is sinister. He laughed to death. I didn't know what the master meant at first. But a hundred years later, I suddenly realized that this was the first stupid thing I had committed in my life.
Bai Yu, Yu is really a fraud. My name is Bai Yu, the deceitful Yu...
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