My name is Zhen Jiao.
You want to ask me why I have such a cool and trendy name?
I think it can be said that the combination of a crazy fan of Empress Zhen Huan and a crazy fan of steamed dumplings is my mother!
Dear mother! I didn't give it to you for phone bills!
OK! As the biological son who inherited the author's brain retardation, as the male pig's foot of this funny novel, he must be a dazzling and unique flower in the world's big garden. It has a long history and is profound, so it has the following basic attributes:
I am a male, a Virgo, a programmer, a friend of women, and a lover of women. My specialty is teasing girls, making fun of girls, playing the flute, playing online games, picking up deals, gossiping, in-depth analysis of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, being a backup, breaking up...
So God said, I opened a window for you, then I will close a door for you.
I'm just too good, so what kind of nonsense and weird dynasty do you want me to travel to? ! What do you mean that the emperor is a weirdo who was led astray by time travellers? !
Damn it, you turned into a woman? !
Damn it, he has become a little promise that everyone in the palace bullies, and the green-headed brand is still as good as new after 3 years of hardships?
I stared at the slowly falling autumn leaves, and the cold autumn wind blew in my face and quietly took away the hot tears on my face.
I knelt down on my knees and looked up at the smog-covered sky at a 45° angle. My sadness flowed back into the stinking ditch in front of my home. For this kind of thing, I can only say, I am willing!
You ask me why I am willing?
You ask me what is a man's dignity and integrity?
All I can say is that there are a lot of girls!