The story of a little tadpole looking for a boyfriend.
The tadpole swam and swam, and saw a beautiful tail. The tadpole asked: Are you my boyfriend? My boyfriend also has a tail
"This is my trunk," the elephant said glumly
The tadpole swam and swam, and saw a pair of beautiful fangs. The tadpole asked: Are you my boyfriend? My boyfriend also has a pair of fangs
The owner of the fangs muttered to himself, "I wonder what tadpoles taste like?"
The little tadpole was so frightened that it waggled its tail quickly and ran away in panic.
Then the tadpole crashed into a warm embrace.
"I am your boyfriend," said this nice voice