Xiao Gong: "Uncle and aunt, I want to marry Guan Guan!"
Guan Dad Guan Mom "No! Two men must not be together!"
Xiao Gong: "Uncles, aunts, and ancestors all say that men should be with men!"
Guan Dad Guan Mom "Damn it! When did our ancestors say that men should be with men?"
Xiao Gong: "Uncle and aunt, did our ancestors say that dragons and phoenixes present good fortune?"
Guan's father and Guan's mother said, "I said it! But I still didn't say that the two men should be together!"
Xiao Gong: "You must know that the phoenix begging for the phoenix means that the phoenix is a man. This dragon and phoenix presenting auspiciousness is not just for men to be with men!"
Guan Dad, Guan Mom "..." Cares about "..."