Literary Edition:
He hugged Kise, rubbed the soft golden hair with his cool cheeks, wiped the tears from Perkin's eyes gently with his fingers, and sighed helplessly in pain: "What a fool..." He slowly tightened his arms: "What? Don't you know how to fight back?" Kise's face turned red, and he quietly felt the warm and moist breath on his neck, and answered stutteringly: "Little, little Zhengchen."
Funny version:
Aozaki Zhengchen felt that nothing good had happened to him since he came to Tokyo. Otherwise, there wouldn't be a golden retriever dangling in front of me every day...
For this reason, Kise's classmate expressed his aggrievement: "Xiao Zhengchen went too far. How could I..."
Zheng Chen stared at the person who refused to admit it, and calmly clapped his hands: "Zheye..."
The obedient Kuroko took out a thick stack of information books: "Yes, according to the investigation, Kise-kun pestered Aozaki-san for 42 hours out of 24 hours a day, and yesterday he secretly took Aozaki-san's clothes home with a look like (beep----). The day before yesterday, he sneaked into Aozaki-san's house, and then took out an unknown object wrapped in a black bag. The day before yesterday..."
A frightened and shy Mou Erhuang said: "No, don't say it!!"
Aozaki looked up at the sky with a bright smile on his face: Haha, he is just a simple slut.
Fool strategy means fool strategy. This book is also called "The Plan for Raising a Loyal Dog"
Shisanwangtian, who pretended to be mysterious, said: Haha, I'm just a living Lei Feng who satisfies other people's desires.
PS No. 13: Xiao Huang's writing may not be very similar, so I'm sorry.