Shang Shaoshao is a loyal fan of Kuaichuan articles. Every time he reads the article, Shaojiang will complain about the system: "Damn it, there are always various conspiracies behind every system?! If I were the system, I would be absolutely dedicated and devoted to my job as the host, and be a good system that is considerate and heart-warming!"
Then... He was captured by the Lord God and used as a system...
Lord God: "Hey! Girl! I like you! Do a good job~Daddy!"
Shao Jiang: "Yo, yo, your sister! ! ! Not even any benefits? ! I worked for nothing, okay? ! "(Wrong focus!!)
Lord God: "Benefits? Yes~ The host will give you this single dog to be your husband~ Don't thank me~"
Shaojiang: "..."
Ren Qingyun: "... Have you ever asked me for my opinion? ! "
The ending is 1v1, sweet text, divine logic, comes with a lightning rod, any similarities are purely coincidental~^ω^