Tong Xiangyu, the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn, a sad version of the copywriting
Handsome Jiang:
Um, why is life so miserable~ Um, I was wrong, Um, I was really wrong~
If Emu had left home to join the army, he would not have been discharged and returned home after serving as a soldier for so many years.
If I had returned home after being discharged from the army, I would not have to return to this sad place again.
If I had ever returned to this place, I wouldn't have had to work alone outside.
If I had someone to work with, I wouldn't have to work in such an unfortunate textile factory.
If I had worked in this unfortunate textile factory, I wouldn't have...
(╯-_-)╯╧╧I bought a watch last year! He is such a bear! Come to this place where the bird is not hot and shit, and become a zodiac bird!
(^)=Convex Oh my God! I am a boy, a boy! ! Huang Daopo is a woman! ! ! Have you figured it out yet? ! ! ! Ah bah!
God: My mother? Male?
Handsome Jiang (┬_┬):
Damn it, the side effects of being treated like a female for a long time... ((ノ*T_T*)ノ╧╧
One sentence serious copywriting
The great revolutionary leader Mao Zedong taught us: Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing!
This article is also called "These days, it's not safe to go to work."