Concise version:
Also known as "Stories that Masters and Novices Have to Tell" and "Two or Three Things to Teach You How to Hook Up with Masters" [What's wrong!
Happy version:
What? ! It's just that I can meet my favorite CV master on the bus. Gu Yun said that I was very drunk... The key is what is this master doing! ? The promised aloofness! ? Who is this kind and friendly man? Give back to my cold and aloof god QUQ!
This is actually the story of a pseudo-cold man pursuing a funny girl.