If a man stays at home for a long time, he will become a mother, and if a woman stays at home for a long time, she will become a man. No matter ♂♀, I will stay single for a long time.
I, Li Xiaoming, am such a wretched single woman who is homely, corrupt, immoral and has no limits, and a face as thick as a city wall.
I was originally a LOSER drowned in the vast sea of people, and the day of spring would never come, but! I happen to be a magic stick with yin and yang eyes (ˉ▽￣~)!
Therefore, my life, which was originally mediocre and more plain than boiled water, took a turn for the better because of this identity!
Hu Wei, a seven-tailed demon fox who has lived for thousands of years, has the talent to bewitch all sentient beings in a short period of time, but he has an iceberg face, a poisonous tongue, and a dull and coquettish personality. He has taken pleasure in bullying me all his life. But! At the same time, this guy also undertook the food and daily living for me, a good-for-nothing with a first-class disability, making me the first human owner in history to be kept as a pet.
Bai Ze (name), the legendary minister-level mythical beast Bai Ze (species), has a face as delicate and soft as a girl, but he is a sleazy stay-at-home guy. He is an European enthusiast, a die-hard anime fan and a senior chef of island country action movies. For some reason, Mao keeps calling me "sir", which is quite unreliable in his actions. But! He is a minister-level official in the God Realm! Please hug your thighs OTL!
In addition, there are a group of non-human beings around me, all of whom have outstanding looks (Blind Wang, Uncle Ergouzi: Are you talking about us~(≧▽≦)/~), although compared with them, I I am ugly, mean-mouthed and poor, but when it comes to losing integrity, no one can compare to me, the most loser loser heroine in history - (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻What is there to be proud of, you bastard!
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To put it in one sentence: the miserable (explosive) miserable (laughing) life of a good-for-nothing goddess who was picked up by a sullen and poisonous fox demon.
P. S. The outline has been finalized, so the boss will not be a eunuch, so please feel free to worry~(≧▽≦)/~
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