When I just graduated from college, I was running around like a headless fly. I didn't have a job or a place to live, so I had to stay at my best friend's house. When I came back from the job market and opened the door, I saw a pair of men's leather shoes at the door and my best friend's white shirt on the floor. I immediately retreated outside the door and stood there stupidly for two hours. This is where the funny farce begins