Today, I will tell you a story. Of course the protagonist of the story is me! Before telling the story, everyone should remember that this is a very serious story! Very serious! Great story!
I am a multi-talented o(╯□╰)o beautiful girl←_←. Don't doubt it, I'm serious.
I have done many jobs, such as: working as a pirate at sea (actually a prisoner), working as a popular oiran in a brothel (actually a handyman), chatting with many famous poets about poetry and philosophy of life (actually drooling over others with some wretched women), researching and manufacturing exquisite jewelry and wood products with famous jewelry and carpenters (actually just making trouble for others)...
Now I (father-in-law) is the right-hand assistant (that is, a eunuch) beside the Queen Mother, with a daily income of more than 10,000 yuan, which is really great~(≧▽≦)/~
But ╮(╯▽╰)╭ is really hard. There is always a dead eunuch staring at me, as if he has seen through me.
=_=: I just saw through you...
Dear readers, please remember that this is a serious and serious article! ! !
Ps: I write this article out of nostalgia for the time I used to be with my friends! Most of the characters that appear in it are my friends and classmates~ Maybe some characters are broken! Don't hit me if you see me. (To commemorate my best memory!)