Once life was too miserable, the young master named him Cheating Dad.
As the young master's little follower, I must have the necessary skills, but I never expected...
He can go to the hall, he can go to the kitchen, he can fight with the young master, he can beat the nymphomaniac! Damn it, this is my business! He wanted to cry but had no tears, so he flipped the table and rebelled: "Young Master, you have no teeth!"
The young master smiled charmingly: "Calm down, little daddy."
"How can we decide if there are no eggs! After all, I am also a moral person!"
Young Master Er smiled very charmingly: "Your moral integrity has been eaten by a dog."
"..."
Young Master Sanxiao was crazy, and from then on I lived a miserable life of being fooled. Thinking of the good old days, I feel like I want to dig into the ancestral grave of the young master.
I cried: There was once a bowl of delicious and juicy beef noodles in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it only after I lost it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God could give me another chance, I would say to the noodle shop owner affectionately: "Add more meat!"
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