My name is Jane Constantine.
Yes, John Constantine's sister.
Yes, I know what you're thinking.
Breaking the fourth wall is obviously not that difficult, think of Deadpool, isn't it?
I'm on the run now.
As for why... Your curiosity is too strong, right?
Well, I gotta say I hate Batman.
He caught me doing business and packed me up and sent me back to Greenwich. In other words, my guardian, er, teacher, Dr. Stephen Strange. I assume you are more familiar with the title Doctor Strange?
Now, I escaped from that damn house that Strange had put a bunch of spells on.
I'll continue my story when I get to my good friend Neil.
·One-sentence introduction to this story: My brother is a scumbag, my ex is a scumbag, and my partner may be a scumbag, but I am a scumbag more than them.
·What is CP and can it be eaten?
·Jane, like his brother John Constantine, takes the [crossed out] fraud [crossed out] magic route