Because I was lazily involved in the online matching circle, my "sincere" glass heart was softened by the silly and cute CPs around me, so I decided to write a nonsensical, silly and hilarious online matching article. Later, due to various reasons, I saved the manuscript until New Year's Day to publish it. If you like online writing, please don't jump into the trap carelessly. Lazy traps are relatively safe. (Ahem, I said that with a guilty conscience, I put the lid on the pot and ran away) Welcome little angels to comment and collect ~ (づ￣3￣)づ╭❤~
This article is for entertainment only. Bring your own lightning rod when you enter the pit. You should be careful about the party and other things and retreat on their own. You don't like to enter by mistake.
Small theater:
The great god and a certain girl who has become a great god are looking carefully at their newborn baby.
A certain girl poked at the master, "Master, why do I feel like the baby doesn't look like you?"
The great god reached out and touched the non-existent beard on his chin, "I think so. Wife, were you born by mistake?"
A certain woman stretched out her hand and punched the great god down. I worked hard to conceive for ten months and gave birth to her. I dare to say that I was born wrong. (Explosion)
"But was this wrinkled little monkey-like thing really born to me? Was it really a mistake?" The woman who was promoted to a mother was deeply puzzled.
The little baby seemed to have sensed the ill will from his parents even in his infancy, and burst out crying. I had done so many evil things in my previous life, and I had such unreliable parents in this life.