Funny version:
"Why did you lie to me?" The delicate little face was full of tears, and a pair of bright eyes glared at the independent man in front of him. The round water drops in his eyes slid down, and his trembling voice contained grievances and was full of accusations of the man's deception.
"Because I like you." His deep eyes narrowed slightly, and the secret was revealed. Who is talking too much? I don't want my tongue anymore.
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"It was your hand, right? How could you care so little about human life?" The woman's round belly stood high, and her bulging face looked like a frog with a bulging belly.
"Madam, don't be anxious, be careful, child, that man forcibly marries women, rapes, robs, kills, and sets fire to all kinds of evil." The man looked at the woman's towering belly, but there was nothing he could do, o(╯□╰)o
"You lied to me again!"
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"Mistress, you must have seen it wrong. How could the master of the house be so messy?" The guards in black were extremely anxious, but they saw that the mistress of their own house was unmoved. She didn't say a word and even packed her baggage.
Just a few bangs and bangs were heard, and there were a few "dead pigs" sleeping on the ground.
Ouyang Boyan, you actually found another woman! I'm going home!
Dog blood version:
"Those who shouldn't be alive in the first place are better off dying early." The woman's blood-like fingernails were like a deadly executioner, clinging tightly to Walnut's neck.
"If you want to blame, blame it, it was your mother who was chosen!"
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"Why don't I remember you?" Walnut opened his eyes and looked at the man who held her tightly in his arms.
"Because you fell off the carriage and hurt your head."
"Then we have been engaged since childhood. Have you met my parents?" A pair of longing eyes looked at the man!
The man nodded
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I beg for popularity, I beg for comments, I beg for cover. HOUL can't stop it.