Fighting for the Bed with the Wild Beast

Lightning and thunder, heavy rain falling from the sky, knocking down a funny and convulsing comic, a psychopath, a narcissistic maniac, a cold male peacock, a dull and coquettish man, a sunny and cheerful last-hitting maniac, a brutalist gangster... Yes, this is a comic and convulsive novel about a group of demons dancing around. His thoughts are dirty and his behavior is obscene! Be careful! Be careful! Lots of CP, HE! Main CP: Luo Xiaowen x Lu Weiyun Question: How do you get along with Luo Xiaowen on weekdays? Zhang Yuchen (← Narcissist): I usually don't stay alone with him because I can't stand him. Gu Yue (← Gao Leng Male Peacock): Beat, feed meat, beat again, feed meat again. Mo Muching (← Paralyzed and sullen man): This is how my dad trains dogs, and it's very effective. Yu Yang (← Last-hitting maniac): You can't do this to Luo Xiaowen, he is still a human being after all! Lu Weiyun (←Black-bellied and multi-gold attack): Ask him to spread his legs and just XXXXO. Luo Xiaowen (← convulsing and funny): Dear, how big do you want it to be? Forty-five degrees? Ninety degrees? One hundred and twenty degrees? One hundred and eighty degrees is a bit reluctant but I will try my best! Note: No principles, no three views, no moral integrity! Note: There is a bitch with a mouth... Note: The author is super cute!