New Year's greetings.
There is a logical Mariana Trench between every premise and every conclusion deduced by science students and liberal arts students. The author can only pay careful attention to unpacking this gap.
See example:
Liberal arts student: I want to lose weight and become a lightning bolt! !
Science student: The diameter of lightning is actually 5 meters.
Liberal arts student:......
One day, the science student kissed the liberal arts student.
The liberal arts student looked aloof: Classmate, please be more careful.
So the science student lowered his head again and kissed the liberal arts student heavily.
Liberal arts student: ... Shameless!
The science student looked innocent: Didn't you ask me to kiss you harder?
Science student Ni Zuokai, can you still communicate happily? Turn the table(╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Reading tips:
1. The heroine's name is Wen Jing, but she is not Wen Jing at all. The male protagonist's name is Jin Yan, and he is really... Aloof.
2. The male protagonist in this article is a standard science student. He is also the science student in the eyes of girls①
Note: In the minds of girls, science students are those who can repair computers, set up mobile phones, install household appliances, and edit pictures in PS. He is quiet, aloof and dedicated. He doesn't associate with messy girls. He can cook and take care of others. Her fingers are slender and neat, her appearance is tall, thin, clean and refreshing, and more importantly, she looks super, good-looking! ! !
Is it unbearable to be so excellent?
Yes, the male protagonist of this article is a science guy who is too good to be tolerated. What's wrong?
PS: And. Abnormal.