My name is Zhen Jiannan, and my girlfriend's name is Yang Wanyin. She said she is a god in the sky, but I am sure she is a lunatic on earth. If you don't believe me, listen to our conversation:
"Bitch man."
Damn, I was speechless: "How many times have I told you, I am a strong and healthy person, not a mean person."
"It's the same, do you want to be a god?" Yang Wanyin was talking nonsense again.
"Damn, I still want to be the Jade Emperor?" I said boringly to her.
"Well, it's not impossible. Just convince Sun Wukong to help you." She looked excited.
I quickly wiped my sweat. I strongly requested to change my girlfriend. If I were with a psychopath, sooner or later I would be assimilated. As a result, I had a nightmare at night, and the Bull-Head-Horse Face wanted to discuss my ideals with me.
Holy shit. What ideals do I have to discuss with you?
From then on, I lived a life of darkness.
"What are you looking at?" Yang Wanyin asked me angrily.
"Isn't it okay for me to just look at beautiful women?" I replied weakly.
"Can you see all the beauties on the street?" Yang Wanyin waved her fist at me. Only I knew how terrifying her fists were. If I hadn't been on the street, I would have been beaten by her instantly.
Dear sisters, beautiful sisters, if you have pity on me, please take me in. Woohoo…