You Can't Escape My Wuzhishan

The author has gone crazy. This is an article written by a man who was on the verge of despair after changing countless memes in order to vent the negative energy emitted by the newspaper. Gay friends say it must be Su, Bai, Lei, embarrassing, cool, bloody, blind, and top-notch. I decided to run on this road of no return! ! ! One-sentence synopsis: This article tells the story of a young actor who was tired of his lover and got his head smashed by his love rival. He was in a coma in the hospital and kept dreaming. He met a perverted Xiao Gong who liked to play scenes and had all kinds of discordant golden fingers in his dreams. After saying this in one breath, let me take a drink of water and take a break first... Phew... I'm irresponsible and invite everyone into the trap. PS: No picking up the list, no fighting. I am a noble and cool SJB. Qiao Duan's column asks for support