"Jian Shi, the man I marry will definitely hand over the invitation with both hands to thank you for not marrying me today."
"Abao, because of your words, I have been single for five years. How are you going to compensate me?"
"Um..."
"Why don't you pay yourself to me?"
The new author chose to write his first article in this late winter season. Winter is too cold, and we need a warm story.