The emperor should pay attention to the dragon's body, and don't be too violent during sexual intercourse. The subordinate is really unable to lie down under the bed. The subordinate also needs to record the sexual intercourse process and say QAQ.
A certain favorite male concubine said: "Don't think that you are great just because you are a historian. I will tell you to get out of the palace tomorrow!"
Lin Qiqing: "... But I know you are impotent (⊙_⊙)"
A certain favorite male concubine said: "... Mr. Lin, please take a seat!"
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Well, it's just a newspaper story about an upright, stupid and dignified sexual historian who brought together a group of historians to blow up one Tom Su Bai Lotus after another in the palace, the market, and the rivers and lakes.
Ah, this is completely written for fun, please don't take it seriously~ I just want to write about this special profession.