Mutations

"I'm pregnant..." I hesitated, but finally I bit the bullet and whispered the unspeakable fact in an uneasy voice. My wife's hands, which were rinsing the bowl, suddenly stopped, and her body visibly stiffened. After a while, my wife slowly turned around, with confusion, strangeness, confusion, and shock clearly written in her eyes... For a long time, her eyes slowly moved down, and finally landed on my bulging belly. The small kitchen was deathly silent, except for the sound of water running from the faucet. "You monster!!!!!!!!" Accompanied by a hysterical roar, a porcelain bowl hit me on the head...