My boyfriend said that he will protect me from wind and rain in the future.
So much so that he marked the murderer for me in my beloved "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes", went to the supermarket to buy menstrual tampons for me, and offended his first girlfriend and my first boyfriend for me.
Me: "You spoiler dog - ah -."
He said: "Dogs won't spoil the story, but dogs will ===bark randomly. You can choose a location, and I will let you bark gracefully, softly, and fiercely at the same time."