Funny version:
Who said that after ascending to immortality, you won't be able to enjoy all the benefits of eating, drinking, and having fun? !
Who said that after ascending to immortality, the world will be great and I will be free? !
You stand up and I promise not to beat you to death!
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Main drama: As the saying goes, once you achieve enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.
Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum is neither a chicken nor a dog
She is a nine-tailed fox from Qingqiu Mountain.
Poetry version:
On Zhangtai Road, you can also see faded plum blossoms and blooming peach trees.
The swallows nest in strange houses and return to their old places.
I stood there darkly, remembering that I was young and foolish, and took a first look at the door.
In the morning, the palace is yellow, and the wind reflects the sleeves, full of laughter.
Liu Lang came to visit his neighbors again.
At the same time singing and dancing, only the old family thanked their mother, and their reputation and value remained the same.
Reciting notes and writing, I still remember Yantai sentences.
Who do you know to accompany me, drinking in the dew of a famous garden, strolling in the east city?
Let's go with Gu Hong. Exploring spring is filled with feelings of sadness and separation.
The official willow is low and golden. Returning home late, the rain falls on the slender pond.
The heart-broken courtyard is covered with wind and catkins.
Intention: Positive and uplifting