This is a murder caused by Taobao.
Ermi: "I am the seller [Honest Pinocchio], and I am here to deliver the goods to you."
Yu Qing: "You... You...!"
She just placed the order less than five minutes ago!
Ermi: "Sorry, I live downstairs!"
Yu Qing: Even your good looks cannot hide the fact that you are a shady seller! I just placed the order and paid fifteen yuan for postage. You should have told me earlier if you lived downstairs!
Absolutely bad review!
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Some years later
Yu Qing: "Husband, you must be the angel sent by God to save me. Did you fall in love with me at first sight?"
Ermi: "No, I just think there are still women in this world who can stay like this. I can't let you give up treatment!"
Yu Qing: "Can't you say nice things to coax me!"
Ermi: "You know I can't lie."
Yu Qing: Hey, my husband is so awesome. Can I return it?
One-sentence summary: This is the story of a cold-blooded hacker male god who gradually turns a female neurotic into a goddess.
PS: I was originally going to write about a heroine who has social difficulties and is a natural homebody. When I was watching the Korean drama "Pinocchio" on Baidu, I discovered that there are proper nouns for mental illnesses. If you see high-end words like "Pinocchio Syndrome" in the article, just ignore it, because it cannot hide the fact that this is a funny article.