I am a vampire. I believe in myself and respect life. I am my only God. I'm proud to be a carnivore. I'm proud of my bestiality. I advocate reason and despise all beliefs that are divorced from reason. I like to know: the difference between the two worlds of reality and fantasy. I admit that survival is the most respected law. I acknowledge the dark power hidden beneath the laws of nature. I understand that my faith rests on ritual and fantasy. I respect and acknowledge the results of my spellcasting. I know there is neither heaven nor hell in this world. To me, death is the destroyer of life. So I will make the most of my life.
Right here. But now, I am a blood-sucking clan, and you must succumb to me!