Humorous version: The male and female pigs met at an age when they didn't understand anything, and then started a life of mutual slander between the little pig and the big pig, and the big pig and the little pig.
Literary version: That summer night, he suddenly jumped into her life. His humor, his maturity, and his romance have all become the most brilliant scenery in her life; her infatuation, her cuteness, and her uneasiness have all turned into concerns that he can't let go of in his life.
Funny version: Female: What do you like about me?
Man: I like you to stay away from me.
Woman: Really? That's great! I just fell in love with a cute girl from the college next door. I'm going to confess to her right now!
Man: Your sister...
This article is also known as "Two Scumbags" and "Youth"
The female protagonist is a bit silly, the male protagonist is more flowery, and the author is unreliable, so proceed with caution ╮(╯▽╰)╭