"Friend, you broke my stuff."
"Huh?"
"So come and work for me to compensate me!"
"But I'm already dead."
"Who the hell told you that you can break other people's things casually after you're dead?! Believe it or not, I'll ask my dad to come and turn you into ashes!"
This is a story about a hapless ghost who works for a half-baked heavenly master.
"So why do you want me to work for you?"
"It came out right away."
"..."