After Xiao Han and Zhou Yu got together, they liked to say some very hypocritical words.
"You are a fish, and I am Han. Han is a word that describes the sea, so being together is like a fish in water for you, but I am not good at all."
Zhou Yu: "You're not the only one with water, maybe it's also called Xiao Quan, Xiao River or something like that."
"This is different. I am the sea, the largest water."
Zhou Yu: "Can't I just go to Xiao Hai?"
"This is different. I am an adjective, and adjectives are higher than nouns."
Zhou Yu: "What do you mean, you mean I'm not advanced enough?"
"This is different. You are an individual and I am an ecosystem. Can it be compared?"
Zhou Yu said angrily: "That doesn't mean I'm not advanced enough!"
The next day Xiao Han went to teach the experimental class, and the student asked him: "Teacher, what's wrong with your face? There are so many red marks?"
Xiao Han glanced at the white mouse in front of the student: "This batch of experimental animals is quite manic."
Floated away, leaving the student looking stiffly at the white rat on the table that looked really excited.