Nie Feng was a young policeman. One day he went to rent a house from Father Bear and broke a glass bottle.
Then Bu Jingyun emerged from inside and said my name was Bu Jingyun. Mortal.
For the first five hundred years, I swear that I will grant one wish to anyone who releases me. It's a pity that there is no one.
In the second five hundred years, I swear, whoever releases me, I will grant him three wishes. It's a pity that there is no one.
For the third five hundred years, I swear, I will eat the head of whoever releases me. It's a pity that there is no one.
In the fourth five hundred years, I swear, I will drink the blood of whoever releases me. It's a pity that there is no one.
In the fifth five hundred years, I swear, whoever releases me, I will fulfill his marriage. You released me, what kind of marriage do you want?
The junior brother looked at him for a long time and scratched his head: "Mr. Devil, why do you sound so like my senior brother Yun?"
Bu Jingyun Devil: "..."
Junior brother said: "Can I have my senior brother Yun?"
Bu Jingyun Devil said: "...".
He paused for a long time: "I am a devil and I am not responsible for bringing the dead back to life."
Nie Feng was a little sad: "But I want my senior brother Yun."
Bu Jingyun Devil: "...".
Nie Feng was even more sad: "I only want my senior brother Yun."
Bu Jingyun Devil said: "I will become your Senior Brother Yun and give you back a hundred years."
The little policeman has a headache.
"Police uncle, when I was reciting English today, Han Meimei in the book winked at me."
"Police, my name is Yi Feng, and I am a cat that eats the moon. Can you let me take a bite?"
"Master, have you seen my little finger?"
Nie Feng has a migraine. Nie Feng always has headaches.
It's not easy to be a police officer.
HE.
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