Situational dialogue one:
A: "You must appear at the airport exit within 100 seconds, otherwise, I cannot guarantee that your head will still be able to stay safely on your neck tomorrow, OK?"
Person B: "Hey, Mr. Lu, if you keep counting by seconds, especially the bullshit 100 seconds, I won't guarantee that you will be sent to Iraq to sell sesame cakes. Tell me, when will you be able to say something worthy of your face that brings disaster to the country and the people? When people look at this face, they are good enough to play Lin Daiyu. When they talk, they can only play the noisy parrot next to Wang Xifeng who has lost all his hair."
A: "Is there this parrot next to Wang Xifeng? Why didn't I notice it? Isn't it beautiful? Call me next time you see it."
Person B: "..."
Situational dialogue two:
Person B: "Xiaoxiao, if you join the company as Xiaorui, won't there be any problems?"
A: "What can be done, no one knows, except you and Mingyu, my mother and grandfather who are far away in the United States, but I have communicated with Mingyu in advance. Do you think you want to be a traitor? If so, then I will kill my relatives right now. My dear, do you want to jump off the building, take sleeping pills, or hang yourself?"
Person B: "Hey, Mr. Lu, please stop wandering around like a wandering spirit. My heart is not very good."
Person A: "Come on, look at your hypocrisy. Do you have such a beautiful wandering soul? However, let me remind you that jumping from buildings became popular last year. The price of sleeping pills has increased recently. I personally think hanging is the most environmentally friendly. What do you think?"
Person B: "..."