Let me just say that I feel better about the author. I feel that Shangdonghe is not suitable for writing in this kind of place.
Happy version
Mai Duo: Hum, I don't want to care about you anymore!
Shen Tuyan: Auntie, where did I offend you?
Mai Duo (wiping away tears): They all say that I am the woman you kept!
Shen Tuyan: They were right, you are indeed the woman in my bag.
Mai Duo (crying): I don't want to care about you anymore!
This is the story of a arrogant and awkward soft girl and a sinister loyal dog with a paralyzed face.
And...
Tang Mouqian: What's going on with that **** female disciple!
Qu Lianzui (pretending to be dead): She is a female disciple of our Xiaoxian Sect.
Tang Mouqian: Where is that pretty boy from Penglai Palace?
Qu Lianzui (pretending to be dead): You may be talking about the young monk from Xingxiao Temple.
Tang Mouqian: That slutty widow!
Qu Lianzui (pretending to be dead): She is the widow of the head of Penglai Palace.
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Tang Mouqian: Very good, don't go to my bed tonight
This is the story of a pseudo-gentle, sick and charming lady and an evil lady who will not die unless she wants to die.
The prologue may be boring. It is recommended to read the prologue after reading the main text.