HP: Pretend to Be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

After traveling through time as Harry Potter, Su Xue expressed that her balls hurt. She didn't have this special function before. Su Xue said she was very confused after time traveling as a man. In the past, she didn't need to stand and pee. Seeing Ginny, Su Xue: ∑(O_O;) What to do, my destined wife is not beautiful! Seeing Snape, Su Xue: ∑(O_O；) It's unscientific for the old bat to be so handsome. Seeing Draco, Su Xue: ∑(O_O；) Why is this arrogant little bun so cute? ………… Sorting Hat: You go to Slytherin... Su Xue: I want to go to Gryffindor... Sorting Hat: ... You are not suitable Su Xue: My whole family is from Gryffindor... Sorting Hat: It doesn't matter... Su Xue: ... I still like Gryffindor Su Xue: I just want to make a fortune quietly... A story about a man who just wanted to eat and die, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger...