When introducing yourself to others, you need to put a premium on your face. If you don't do it well, you'll end up in a mess.
When making excuses, sometimes you have to be more modest and hypocritical, such as: "Hello, this is the first time we meet, I'm really not a gangster."
I think I didn't stick it properly
Similarly unsuccessful examples in history include
"I really didn't bring 300 DOLLARS here."
"I'm really not the king next door.
Today is December 12th
First BLOG,
Start putting shit on your own head