I was born and raised in the country. I was a good drinker and a swordsman and worked in the yamen. One day, an imperial edict came and I was transferred to the imperial city.
As a gold medal bodyguard of the late emperor, I was recently signed by the ministers to write a letter asking me to spy on the current emperor, and it was also a matter of privacy such as hiding the beauty in the golden house...
Wait, why does that delicate flower hidden in the imperial study look so much like my fiancé from the countryside? !
Introduction to the abnormal version:
I tightened my legs around his waist and pushed him into the corner, preparing to fight for three hundred rounds: "Scream."
He moved his lips, "Madam..."
"No, it's my lady!" I stepped forward and pushed him down on the bed.
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After one round, I cried for my father and my mother.
"My lord, I will never dare to do that again!"
He leaned down and smiled like a spring breeze, "It's too late."
One-sentence synopsis: [Hillbilly Goes to Beijing] The anti-pornography campaign reaches the royal study room, even for humble ministers.