Cute version:
In Fengdu, when the King of Hell saw me, he was so frightened that he stammered. He said to me: "Underworld, today, today, the fight is closed. Girl, please come back."
I said seriously: "I committed suicide. Shouldn't I cross Naihe Bridge, drink Meng Po soup, and escape into reincarnation?"
The King of Hell said: "Hei Bai Wuchang took a long leave, and Po Meng also took a rest. How did the girl get here? How can she go back?"
Literary version:
His son is extremely beautiful. . His son is as beautiful as jade. . His son is as beautiful as England. . .
Warm reminder:
A friend who loves "Dream of a Living Life".
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3. I love you so much