Yi Xun: Master, why do you always memorize the wrong scriptures and explain them differently every time?
Master: Life is full of ups and downs, and destiny is unpredictable. If you insist on a correct solution, you are obsessed with it.
Yi Xun: = =
Yi Xun: Master, can this temple really support so many monks with such poor incense?
Master: Have you heard of Amway?
Yi Xun: = =
Yi Xun: Master, what's wrong with you?
Master: Fa Du, the side hall collapsed the day before yesterday, and the great demon Bai Ye had broken free from the seal and fled to the world.
Yi Xun: Master, are you sure this is not a collapse of the foundation due to disrepair?
Master: All the monks in the temple have fled, but you are the only one who dares to come back. This proves that you have extraordinary courage and will become a great person in the future. Ahem...
Yi Xun: I just can't bear to part with my little apple worth a kidney.
Master: I can no longer serve as a master, so the responsibility of subduing the great demon falls on you.
Yi Xun: Master, can't you really see that I'm just here to escape the blind date? ! ! !
The above is the irresponsible (doubi) version of the copy. In fact, this article is a story between a half-toned little monk and the big demon Bai Ye. It is the product of a lot of imagination. It is also known as "You from Buddhism", "Atypical Grave Robbers", "Fancy Death Is Always Love", "No One Is Serious", and "The Correct Way to Fall in Love with Monsters". Please read with caution. In fact, it is difficult to define what type this article belongs to. There are various elements such as fantasy, tomb robbery, gods and monsters, science fiction, etc. Don't force the classification, because I don't know... TOT
Special reminder, please don't be fooled by the copywriting. This is not a fun story about cheating. There are many plots of treasure hunting in secrets. The protagonist is a person who carries the entire treasure but doesn't know how to find the key to open the door. Later, after he counterattacks and becomes a god, his character will completely change. This process is full of conspiracy and betrayal, and it is the most awkward article I have ever written. It is neither broken nor established, and only when you are used to seeing all kinds of Dharma phenomena can you gain the true essence of the human world. Personally, I feel that this kind of article is not suitable for everyone. You need to be cautious when entering the trap and be careful of being scammed.
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Reader comments
. . . . I hate this woman so much
He tortured me from the beginning to the end. The last novice is no longer the novice before, he is a BE to me.
I can't remember who the child is.
Another hole has been filled and a circle has been completed ~ Who is the little baby?
Yingying can't bear to part with Tangtang! ! Waiting for Tangtang to become a teacher and dominate the world
Wow, I really liked Wampa when I read the novel! Hhh So beautiful~
After staying up all night to watch "Shadow", my face was filled with a big "Fuck" (#?Д?). Is this the divine ending?
Alas, I feel so tired after watching it, and it feels so sad. I want Xiao Tang and Fa Du to be together, but Xiao Tang's death is the best relief for him. I like Xiao Bai. Although Xiao Bai and Yi Xun are together, I was sad for a while.
After watching the end, I actually want to ask, didn't Xiaobai betray the monk? Why did the monk feel so guilty towards Xiaobai?
True or false ~ I don't believe anything anymore
I'm going home qwq Bah, I'm going back a thousand years later
I'm also a bit smart...
Press the claws, press the claws~
Please click on the last mobile phone →_→ It's so cute hahahaha 23333
. . . . I hate this woman so much
He tortured me from the beginning to the end. The last novice is no longer the novice before, he is a BE to me.
I can't remember who the child is.
Another hole has been filled and a circle has been completed ~ Who is the little baby?
Yingying can't bear to part with Tangtang! ! Waiting for Tangtang to become a teacher and dominate the world
Wow, I really liked Wampa when I read the novel! Hhh So beautiful~
After staying up all night to watch "Shadow", my face was filled with a big "Fuck" (#?Д?). Is this the divine ending?
Alas, I feel so tired after watching it, and it feels so sad. I want Xiao Tang and Fa Du to be together, but Xiao Tang's death is the best relief for him. I like Xiao Bai. Although Xiao Bai and Yi Xun are together, I was sad for a while.
After watching the end, I actually want to ask, didn't Xiaobai betray the monk? Why did the monk feel so guilty towards Xiaobai?
True or false ~ I don't believe anything anymore
I'm going home qwq Bah, I'm going back a thousand years later
I'm also a bit smart...
Press the claws, press the claws~ Please click on the last mobile phone →_→ It's so cute hahahaha 23333
There are no words to express how I feel now⊙_⊙
Why did I feel like I was pregnant at the end⊙_⊙