Before getting married, a man asked a woman:
"Will you marry me?"
"But I want to travel." A certain woman thought for a moment and replied.
"Marry me, and I will travel with you." A certain man said seductively.
"Okay, then I'll marry you." A certain woman finally said she was fooled.
After getting married, Yiyi asked:
"Nangong Ye, I'm going on a trip."
At this time, Nangong Ye turned his mind in circles and finally came up with a solution.
"Baby, let's have a baby first, okay?" After saying that, she pushed Yiyi down on the bed and worked hard...
After the baby was born, a certain woman finally escaped from the house...
"Baby, where is your mommy?" Nangong Ye asked her three-year-old son when he returned home.
"I ran away with my luggage this morning." The baby said happily.
"Why didn't you stop her?" Nangong Ye said angrily.
"It's good to go, no one will compete with me for ice cream." The baby said excitedly.
"Are you so happy that your mommy ran away? Are you really her son?"
"Huh? Am I not her biological child? No wonder she grabs ice cream from me every day." The curious baby said reasonably.
"I'm too lazy to tell you." A certain man was so angry that he was speechless. When he picked up the phone and was about to find someone to find out about his runaway wife, the baby pulled his clothes and said:
"Dad, stop looking for her and buy me ice cream first."...