Beauty

Who said that the days of time travel must be prosperous, with lots of money and handsome men? Fart! It's all such a lie! If I can't be a good college student, why would I come to this extremely boring ancient time to work for Prince Shizi? Have you seen that "middle-aged woman" with a smiling face? It is said that she is the eldest sister of the emperor whom she has pinched since childhood! She had been framed and murdered countless times behind her back, but fortunately, she saved her from danger every time. Have you seen that man with a paralyzed face and a black belly? Isn't he just a proton from a neighboring country? Are you pulling my hair? Do you believe that if you pluck out all your hair, you will become a bald chicken? And, there is you! Right! That's you! That uncle with facial paralysis! The emperor of the largest country in Xuanhe Continent is amazing! I just don't like people like you who live a comfortable and unrestrained life! Come! Stretch your head over here and let me reward you with some hard chestnuts! ----- Feng Qirao: Your Majesty the Regent, on such a beautiful day, why don't you and I stay under the covers and have some fun, so as to increase our friendship with each other? Yuchi Jinshu: Get out of here! I don't like Hina! Feng Qirao: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, as long as I like it! Yuchi Jinshu:...... ----- Yuchi Jinshu: Hey! It's no fun being a regent... (Long sigh) Qin Shang: Shu'er, why don't you come back to Da Qin and become my queen? Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers or the inner courtyard of the palace, whatever you want! Feng Qirao: Get away! How can a country boy like you get your hands on my woman! Qin Shang: Your woman? I'm really not afraid of the wind blowing my tongue! Yuchi Jinshu:......