Convention:
No reference or innuendo, please do not trace or substitute.
This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental.
It's a non-judicial lesson plan. No matter how jerk the character is, feel free to criticize them, but I'm not responsible for the ruling.
This is the story of a kidnapped QJ kidnapper.
Entertainment, short, silly, and HE.
Related works: "Nine-nine Returns to One", "Sorrow for the Alone and No One", "The Scholar's Son" (tentative title)