When the diaosi saw the diaosi, her eyes welled up with tears. This article is a hilarious article about a female man's evolution and counterattack into a goddess. The obscenity index: countless stars.
Fragment one:
"Do you remember the Xiaoli stationery store in front of xx Primary School?" Tan Yichen, who was sitting behind me, asked me.
I nodded and said seriously: "Of course I remember. I got a watch for fifty cents. That was the first money I made in my life."
Tan Yichen said hehely: "In that place, a buddy and I often go in and steal things to eat. If nothing happens, I will chew two pieces of chewing gum."
Looking at his pimple-covered face with a proud and lewd expression, well, you're a pervert. . . . . .
Fragment two:
My first spring was in kindergarten. He was a fair and lovely boy with an auspicious name, Zhang Xiaobao. Then I confessed my love and I was forced to drop out of school. . . The reason was that I deliberately pushed my classmates into the toilet pit. Damn, I want to cry but I don't have any tears. I'm so unjust! I just felt that confessing was shameful, and I thought I could only follow him to the toilet and take the opportunity to confess (the kindergarten toilets are for mixed use, and the heroine didn't have the potential to be a pervert since she was a child~~), but I got excited, my hands shook, and I used more force, and he accidentally stepped into the toilet pit with one foot after I slapped him = =. I was so panicked that I hurried to pull him, but he was pushed into the pit before he could stand firmly. . . . . .