Theater version
Xia Jingfeng stared at Ziyi's exposed white shoulders. Ice Cube Face
Ziyi [confused face]: What's wrong...
Xia Jingfeng [still staring intently, emitting freezing rays]: It's okay.
Ziyi [can't help but shrink her shoulders]: It's okay, why are you looking at me like this?
Xia Jingfeng [frowning]: ... Mine.
Ziyi: What is yours?
Xia Jingfeng [gave a dissatisfied look at Mo Ziyi and poked Ziyi's shoulder]: This is mine...
Ziyi: -_-|||The snake essence disease can be cured, young master...
Interview version
Ahem, let me interview our president. What do you think of the rumors about your husband's lack of virginity?
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It's so cold. Could this be the legendary freezing light? ! Uh... I just want to give you, President, a chance to clarify~
... My own woman, I have to let her make her happy occasionally, so as to prevent her from puffing out her cheeks like a hedgehog every day and pricking people everywhere...
But as far as I know... Ziyi seems to have only stabbed you?
……-_-#
The author has frozen to death...
In fact, the story is like this: a long time ago, the cold male god raised a beautiful sunflower, and then one day because of some reasons, the male god fostered his sunflower in someone else's house, so the sunflower became angry. Three years later, the sunflower came back full of resentment, turned himself into a hedgehog, and pricked at the male god... The hedgehog was secretly happy, but one day he suddenly discovered ヽ?Д? Where did my thorn go?!!!
The male god held the thornless hedgehog in his arms: Haha, for the sake of our happy life, I pulled it out...
Occasionally dry humor, male and female protagonists are invisible and arrogant and sultry, absolutely not a scam! ! !