I'm not gay
I am a sunny young man who can go to the living room and go to the kitchen.
I am always waiting for someone to live with in the smoke-filled battlefield, licking the wounds.
Covered in stars and moon, covered in dust, I opened the door and someone greeted me with open arms.
I have never met a lover who is a perfect match for me.
Leave those flowers behind and testify before God that I am willing to be with her no matter life, old age, sickness or death.
But this guy ate takeout and didn't pay for it! Where did the sick cat idiot who screamed for broth and sang idiotic songs come from to get in the way?
Super cool... Sad, Luffy.