Abandoned by God

Bayard put his hands on his waist: "So, young master, I am the savior of this continent, wow ka ka ka ka." Mou Cao: "Strictly speaking, you were sent by another continent to investigate." Bayard: "Then I will definitely conquer this continent after gathering countless young men and three thousand beauties." Mou Cao: "This is a beautiful article." Bayard (serious face): "I am attacking." Mou Cao (spreading hands): "Although I really don't want to offend you, I think your name speaks volumes." … Oops, my hair is fried...