"Smile, smile, believe it or not, sister, I will slap you to death." A certain woman raised her hand in preparation. "Come on, come and hit me~" A certain man squinted his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth in a strange arc, while slowly fanning himself with a love letter hidden under the pillow of a certain woman. By the way, he showed off his photographic memory, "I've been with you since a long time ago. Do you know? When I was three hundred years old, I knew that there were many beautiful sisters who were all with you... ..." (The following 520 words are omitted, including 250 circled characters.) "You arrogant little brat, do you believe that I will slap you into the beast's path and make you a pig in your next life?" A certain woman became angry with shame. "But Master Shangxian, are you sure you recognize the words 'animal way' and 'pig'?" A certain man carried forward the spirit of rigorous scholarship and continued not to be afraid of death~ "Sister doesn't believe in this evil, how can I not kill you every time?!" A certain woman gritted her teeth.