This is a spinach's complaint (inner monologue). Don't be fooled by the title. This is not a happy ending article, this is a newspaper article (You're dirty)
Author: Spinach, it is said that a chapter of more than 3,000 words is better. Should we pay more attention to it?
Spinach: After water-injected meat, have you invented water-injected vegetables? ORZ, you humans are so cruel. We spinach are very conscientious, so we don't do such shameless things.
Author: But according to legend, three thousand points per chapter can maximize points~ Just say more.
Spinach (turning his head arrogantly): Annoyance is a characteristic of middle-aged aunts. I am still young and nagging makes people laugh. (Reputation is very important, have a serious face o(╯□╰)o)
Therefore, this article was not written by the author. The author just faithfully recorded the quotes of her little spinach. The copyright (tomato) and honor (rotten eggs) belong to the great Miss Spinach~~~ (Applause + sprinkle flowers)
Author: Spinach, can you do daily updates?
Spinach: How do I know when inspiration will come?
This article is also known as "The Spinach Collection" (Ms. Spinach said it is a companion piece to "The Birds Collection"), "The Nonsense Basket of a Spinach", "On How a Spinach Becomes a Spinach and Carp Soup" and "The Wonderful Thoughts of a Female Spinach"...