[Puishu] on the Unreliability of the System

System: Hello host, I am your system. Yin Mo: ..... System: Oh, little Momo loves to help the protagonist! Yin Mo: ..... System: Congratulations on being together. Let's take this [Black Hole Juju Cream] as a gift~ [Ding dong! Congratulations on getting the special item [Black Hole Juju Cream], I wish you □□~] Yin Mo: (╯゜口゜)╯┻┻Your sister! In fact, this is a sad (dòu) and sad (bǐ) story in which someone is a certain cannon fodder in a certain novel. With the help of a certain system, he hugged the thigh of a certain protagonist, but was pushed down by some malicious intent. Yes, that's it! ***** Refining Qi-Building Foundation-Golden Pill-Nascent Soul-Out of Body-Transformation-Ascension It's roughly Jiang Zi, yo~ I'm Mr. N!