In the imperial study room, the chief chamberlain knelt in front of a man dressed in bright yellow and said flatteringly, "Your Majesty, I have prepared a fresh and delicious little eunuch for supper tonight. Please enjoy it."
"Asshole!"
"Your Majesty, calm down! This eunuch is not that eunuch."
The emperor looked at the little eunuch who had been wiped clean on the bed and fell silent.