I Am a Top Student

The story of a federally recognized loser who traveled across the earth to become a top student and a fool. Two-and-a-half-year-old Chen Muxi actually wants to go to kindergarten. Daddy's worried discussion—— Lu Jirong: Xiaoxi won't bully other children, right? Chen Qianzhi: Can't? Lu Jirong: But Mimi has been here before... Chen Qianzhi: Huh? Lu Jirong: Then I was bullied by Xiaoxi and cried. Chen Qianzhi:... Lu Jirong: Doudou was here too... Xiaoxi made the child's face turn blue, and I was scolded by the parent for a long time. Chen Qianzhi:... Lu Jirong: There is also a keg, do you remember it? When he came home, he cried and told his mother that he wanted to lose weight, because for three hours Xiaoxi kept saying that people are as fat as pigs. Chen Qianzhi: ... Wait, are you talking about our children? Once Chen Muxi's little friend was filming a movie with his father and bamboo horse. The director was so happy that he went to seek Dad Lu's opinion—— Lu Jirong: I asked Xiaoxi yesterday if he would like to be a star. Director: What did he say? Lu Jirong: He has a headache looking at your bald head. Director:? Lu Jirong: I said that if you can enter the medical field, there will be a way to treat you. Director: ... Lu Jirong: Don't worry about it. Director: Actually, I shaved it on purpose. Lu Jirong: No way... Okay, I'll go back and tell the child. Director: No, no, no, it's fake, I lied to you, your hair really won't grow. [Logic Party Detour] Please pay attention to the following points] [ShuangwenBamboo Horse Bamboo Horse‖This article is by the author] [Silly Tianbai‖Gold Finger‖Two-way Secret Love] [A cold and poisonous tongue that doesn't understand the outside and the inside × a bamboo horse with a dark belly and an ambitious attack] Another article by the author Gay friend's writing Author's column #favorite_1{color:#9900ff; font-weight: bold; border-style: double;} Intention: